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"A WORLD WITHOUT TOMATOES IS LIKE A STRING QUARTET WITHOUT VIOLENES." (Laurie Colwin)



Instead of using this little fuity vegetable exclusively in pasta or salad, include it in your face mask. Many celebrities prefer TOMATOES in this way because of it's well known antioxidant ingredients.

creme NIVEA
masque S.O.S. corp de soleil for shiny skin PAYOT
skin calming washing cream DR. HAUSCHKA
beneficiance nutri perfect pro fortifying softener SHISEIDO


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T'was the Night Before Christmas - Submarine Style by Sean Keck

T'was the night before Christmas, and what no-one could see,
The men with the dolphins were under the sea.
Most of the crew was flat on their backs,
Snoring and dreaming all snug in their racks.

Those men on watch were making their rounds,
Some manning the planes or listening for sounds.
Back in maneuvering or down in the room,
They all hoped the oncoming watch would come soon.

I'd finished some PMs whose time was now due,
And hoped for some sleep, even an hour or two.
Against better judgment I took a short stroll,
And found myself wandering into control.

The Nav had the Conn, the COW was in place,
The COB had the Dive and a scowl on his face.
The helm and the planes were relaxed but aware,
The QM and ET were discussing a dare.

To comply with the orders the Nav told the Dive,
To bring the boat up with minimum rise.
The orders were given and soon they were there,
At periscope depth with a scope in the air.

The QM confirmed our position with care,
The broadcast was copied, we brought in some air.
The Nav on the scope let out a small cry,
He shook his head twice and rubbed at his eyes.

He looked once again to find what it was,
That interrupted his sweep and caused him to pause.
Try as he might there was nothing to see,
So down went the scope and us to the deep.

I asked what it was that caused his dismay,
He sheepishly said, "I'm embarrassed to say."
It could have been Northern Lights or a cloud,
Or a meteorite he wondered aloud.

But to tell you the truth I guess I must say,
Whatever it was it looked like a sleigh.
And though it passed quickly and never was clear,
I almost believe it was pulled by reindeer.

We laughed and teased him and I got up to go,
When our moment was broken by "Conn, Radio."
They told us a message was just coming in,
We looked at the depth gauge and started to grin.

"Radio, Conn, I feel safe to say,
Your attempt at a joke is too long delayed.
If it had been sooner it might have been neat,
But I doubt we're receiving at four-hundred feet."

"Conn, Radio, you can come down and see,
We're not playing games to any degree."
I headed aft with nothing better to do,
Surprised by the fact it was still coming through.

It stopped and was sent to control to be read,
The Nav read it slowly and scratched at his head.
Then again he began but this time aloud,
To those that now waited, a curious crowd.

"To you Denizens of the Deep and men of the sea,
Who risk your life daily so others stay free.
I rarely have seen you on this, my big night,
For far too often you are hidden from sight.

But purely by luck I saw you tonight,
As your scope coaxed the plankton to glow in the night.
And lucky for me I've finally won,
The chance to say thanks for all you have done.

I know that you miss your families at home,
And sometimes you feel as if you're alone.
But trust what I say and I'll do what's right,
I'll take something special to your families tonight.

Along with the gifts I'll take to your kin,
I'll visit their dreams and leave word within.
They'll hear of your love, and how you miss them,
I'll tell them that soon you'll be home again.

It might not be much I know that is true,
To thank you for all the things that you do.
But I'll do what I can, while you do what's right,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight."

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"I NEVER WORRY ABOUT DIETS. THE ONLY CARROTS THAT INTEREST ME ARE THE NUMBER YOU GET IN A DIAMOND." (Mae West)



Like eating carrots putting CARROT OIL on your skin guarantees a sun-kissed-lookalike skin colour. But be sparing - too much of it can make you look like a carrot too.

perfection lumiere CHANEL
carrot oil MEDESIGN
organic nail polish remover USLU AIRLINES

Find more favorite beauty products and grannys advices in our current issue, THE WRONG ISSUE.

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"PLEASE DON'T RETOUCH MY WRINKLES. IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO EARN THEM." (Anna Magnani)



Although it sounds disgusting, every grandma knows this little beauty secret: Hemorrhoid ointment from HAMETUM. A lot of women use the cream to fight wrinkles and crow's feet. But you must be careful. The ingredients can make your skin thinner and more damagable.

Find other beauty products and more of grannys hints in our latest issue THE WRONG ISSUE.


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My Resignation Letter To Fear

 When you let fear go and replace it with faith then you can begin to soar high above measure. ~Stylicia~
Below is a resignation letter to fear stating the reason goodbye is necessary for the next transition/level in my life.

How long will you allow fear to paralyze you and keep you from living outside the box? Don't you believe it is time to give fear its walking papers?

Dear Fear,

Today I have made a decision to let you go by letting myself be free. I am turning in my resignation letter because I have been abused, tormented and constantly stressed by your tactics. I am tired of being manipulated by your control and not living the life God created me to live. I have allowed you to transmit your diseases of anxiety, stress, nightmares, paralyzing antics,phobias and everything else stemming from your tree. The last four years have been HELL with you and I am no longer going to stay in this toxic relationship. I want to live a life outside of my comfort zone where survival, mediocrity, depression, settling, tired ,and what if I cant' has been apart of my circle. I am choosing freedom to live life on edge, adventure, fulfillment, success and reaching for the sky. I cannot live in freedom if I continue to work for you so today I let you go. You can no longer hold the death of my daughter over my head to keep me hostage to the four walls of the pit I created through isolation. I know who I am now and no longer accept the false identity that I have carried with me 4 years. I am facing you today in order to live a fearless life. I am no longer scared to take a risk and move forward. I do not know what the future may hold but I am certain that you, "Fear" cannot walk with me in my next season. So I am cutting all ties with you and resigning from the position I use to hold in your company. I have traded it in for the powerful, fearfully and wonderfully made woman I am...

So Long Fear,
Stylicia Bowden

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"GIVE ME A WOMAN WHO TRULY LOVES BEER, AND I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD." (Wilhelm II of Germany)




Yes we do. Especially in our bathroom.

BEER is not something you would associate with making yourself more beautiful  or healthy but if you use it as a conditioner the brew helps to get shiny-whiny hair.

... and if you are in a rush and your shiny hair needs a little extra-freshness use dry shampoo (it works indeed) as from RENE FURTERER.

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"IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS STICK THEM DOWN YOUR SHIRT AND MAKE YOUR BOOBS LOOK BIGGER." (Unknown)


... and if there is no lemon in reach you can also avoid plastic surgery by eating around one kilogram NUTS a day. At least some gynecologists may suggest you to do it.

ring Y3
ionic copper body brush MANUFACTUM
perfume (left) oh lala MARC JACOBS
perfume (right) type D HENRIK VIBSKOV

Find more beauty products and granny secrets in our latest issue THE WRONG ISSUE.




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