Popular TV show CID is one most watchable program and their dialogs are very famous as short SMS. Here you can get a cute collection of Funny CID messages in Hindi 140 character for entertainment.
(1) A for apple
B for banana
Wah!wah!
A for apple
B for banana
Kuch B ho jaye daya goli mat chalana
(2) Fredricks ke sar pe 1lack ka loan he
Fredricks ke sar pe 1lack ka loan he
Abhijeet pata kro yeh
CID Funny Messages in Hindi 140 Character / Entertainment Dialogs
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i luv u santa
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’
Romantic Love Messages
When I 1st saw u, you took my breath away.
When u 1st talked to me, I couldn't think.
When u asked me out, I couldn't respond.
When u touched me, I got shivers all through my body.
And when we 1st kised, I floated away in my dreamz.
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Love not 1, Love not two Luv the one who luvs u true,
Love not 1, Love not two Luv the one who luvs u true,
Love not 3, Love not four Luv the one who luvs u more,
Love not 5, Love not six Luv the one who really stickz,
Love not 7, Love not eight Luv the one who really waitz
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Last nite I looked up at the starz
And matched each one with a reason y I love u
I was doing great, but then I ran out of starz
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No one escapez from luv,
Neither the rich nor poor,
Bcoz it takez 2 satisfy a heart,
We feel we'll never be apart.
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I have a hart and that iz true,
But now it has gone from me to u,
So care 4 it just like I do,
Cause I have no heart and u have two.
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I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
Really
Truly
Unmistakablyy
Unstoppablyy
Unavoidablyy
Crazilyy,
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Simple Bye makez uz cry,
Simple Bye makez uz cry,
Simple joke makez uz Laugh,
Simple care makesz uz fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makez uz feel better,
But i hope my simple msg makez u smile....
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Confusion . . .
Grammar Sayz,
” I Luv U ” Iz A Statement,
Not A Question. . .
Then,
Why Doez It Alwayz,
Require Answer?
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How long will u be special 2 me?
Az long az the starz twinkle in the sky,
Az long az angelz r there up high,
Til the ocean run dry and till the day i die.
Break Up Quotes
Nothing hurtz more than realizing he meant everything 2 u, but u meant nothing 2 him.
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Erasing yourself from somebody’s life iz not az simple az walking out the door.
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When you break up, ur whole identity is shattered. It'z like death.
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I understand y marriagez break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap bcoz it'z too upsetting.
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I never Stopped luving. i just stoped showing it..:(
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If ur luv doez not work with that person, it just meanz that someone else luvs u more.
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Harts wil nvr b practical until they r made unbreakable.
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Love iz giving someone the power too destroy you, but trusting them not too.
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1 of the ugliest sightz in the world is 2 see the one u luv hapy with some1 else.
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Erasing yourself from somebody’s life iz not az simple az walking out the door.
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When you break up, ur whole identity is shattered. It'z like death.
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I understand y marriagez break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap bcoz it'z too upsetting.
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I never Stopped luving. i just stoped showing it..:(
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If ur luv doez not work with that person, it just meanz that someone else luvs u more.
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Harts wil nvr b practical until they r made unbreakable.
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Love iz giving someone the power too destroy you, but trusting them not too.
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1 of the ugliest sightz in the world is 2 see the one u luv hapy with some1 else.
Mission Move Forward
Life is powerful when you decide to allow your mind to relax and think about the lessons you learn while you are on vacation. Vacation is always a great time to recoup, regroup and rejuvenate your being to clear out the clutter in your mind. It is always important to take a step back to recollect your thoughts, redefine your life and reinvent who you are. In order to grow to the next level in your life you have to be willing to move forward. Moving forward simply means leaving the past behind, not allowing the past to stop you from living in the now. The past is what you cannot change but the present is inevitable. I can attest to allowing the past to hinder me from moving on to the next phase of my life. Since I have been on vacation this summer I realize how important it is to move forward. For too long I have allowed failed relationships and failed friendships to hold me handcuffed to my past. It is imperative you give yourself permission to a fresh start, it is your right to push the delete button and start over again. I had to learn to forgive myself when others did not forgive me, I had to learn to love myself when others did not reciprocate it, I had to learn to be mature when the other parties involved choose to act like a child and I had to learn to be my biggest fan, cheerleader and supporter when no one else was there. The key ingredient to moving forward is having faith. Faith is not measured by what you can see but is measured by what you cannot see. When you do not allow fear to control your steps and make a decision to step out of the box then you will see God's hand guiding you in the right direction.
Here are the lessons I am learning while on vacation in beautiful Virginia:
1) Move Forward, Leave The Past Behind!
2) Do not explain yourself, you are grown.
3) Do not fear the unknown.
4) Do not force it, let it happen naturally.
5) Think outside the box.
6) Follow the road of happiness.
7) Live life!
8) Make it happen!
9) Focus, Silence & Action!
10) Change is Good!
11) Do not just have a dream, live the dream & do the dream!
12) Let if flow!
13) Do not settle.
14) Stop playing it safe & live life full of adventure.
15) Stop caring about what others think, do you , be you and stay true.
Love Messages
Do I need u
And I luv u so?
It is the great questions...
Because my luv
Is only for you,
And it's eternal,
Full of passion.
I luv u....
And I do luv u!
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I am missing my luv
because I am not able 2
talk 2 him, not even able
2 see him. The feeling I get
without him iz thiz...
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The greatest weaknes
of most humanz
iz their hesitancy
2 tell otherz
how much they luv them
while they're alive.
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Understanding iz deeper than luv
There r many people who luv uz
but very few who understand uz….
(True fact of life)
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Love Some1,
Not Because They Give,
You What u Need,
But,
Because They Give u Feelingz,
U Never Thought u Needed...
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smile make flowarz alive
smile make flowarz alive
sing make birdz alive
open urz eyez make sun alive
hum make statue alive
keep urz lipz on my hart
2 make me alive
and It’s PERFECT!!
“Frustration and Love can’t exist in the same place at the same time,
so get real and start doing what you would rather be doing in life.
Love your life, All of it!!
Even the heavy shit that happened to you when you were eight.
All of it was and It’s PERFECT!!”
( Jason Mraz )
At least, I Have You
“When my life is a mess,
when my world’s been turned down,
when my heart has been crushed,
and I’m wearing a frown,
when I breakdown and cry,
when I’m terribly blue,
I comfort myself by saying…
at least I have you!”
( Anonymous )
I Don’t Wanna Wait!
“I don’t wanna wait for our lives to be over
I want to know right know what will it be,
I don’t wanna wait for our lives to be over,
Will it be yes or will it be sorry??”
( Paula Colle – I Don’t Wanna Wait, Ost. Dawson Creek )
Sad Love Messages
Never have I hurt thiz much,
never cried so many tearz.
Thiz pain u ve caused,
itz not ur fault,
thiz I know with all of my heart
Some pathz have 2 be crossed alone,
So never be emotionaly attached with someone,
You never know when u havE to walk alone
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I cry 4 the times that you were almost mine.
I cry 4 the memories I've left behind.
I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new.
I cry 4 the timez I thought I had u.
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The hourz turned to days,
days to weekz,
and weeks 2 monthz,
Nothing haz changed,
I'm still in luv,
and,
you're still gone..:(
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It takez a minute 2 have a crush,
An hour to like some1,
And a day to love some1,
But it takez a lifetime,
To forget some1.
I cry 4 the memories I've left behind.
I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new.
I cry 4 the timez I thought I had u.
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The hourz turned to days,
days to weekz,
and weeks 2 monthz,
Nothing haz changed,
I'm still in luv,
and,
you're still gone..:(
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It takez a minute 2 have a crush,
An hour to like some1,
And a day to love some1,
But it takez a lifetime,
To forget some1.
It was beautiful dream. A dream the Gods knitted to reward those who indulge in the fantasies of love.
It was a dream of happiness,
of what might have been,
of wild roses on the mountainside;
of me burying my nose
into the daisies you plucked for me;
of you looking tenderly at me
as the fragrance filled my heart.
I dreamed of us throwing pebbles by the riverbank. Filaments of light filled the waters as it reflected the sun’s spectrum. We held hands, gave a wink and in a split second, plunged into the enticing waters. Laughter roared as the warm river caressed our skin.
I dreamed of us dressed in white; exchanging vows, standing by the shore, looking deep into each other’s eyes as frozen in time. I held you closer and pressed my lips against yours. I wrapped you in my arms, swept up in a whirlwind romance.
But it was just a dream
The audible sound of a heart that shattered into pieces was so vivid that it echoed all over the room. The sheets were wet with tears. The silence was deafening. The pain was unbearable. I kept my eyes closed, struggling to journey back into deep slumber.
But all hope was lost
I gathered enough strength to face the day's crucible.
Towards the window I went. I saw the sun’s glow in the horizon; the spectrum it threw at the great divide. I believe the hour of my dreams had ended in the nostalgic twilight; and I closed my eyes as I sighed “I still love you.”
Love Facebook Status
When I met u I didn’t know u, but when I kissed u I was sure u were the one for me.
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Luv reducez the complexity of living.
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When u truly love someone, u can never get bored of that person.
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I laugh, I luv, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know u do the same thingz too, So we’re really not that different, me and u
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the one u love and one who loves u r never, ever the same
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I tried to forget u, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about u
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It’z hard 2 believe that it was better to have loved and lost than never 2 have loved at all.
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i have never been 2 jail but that doesn't mean i've never stolen a heart.
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As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek 2 quench the fire of luv with wordz.
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Luv iz the most cruciest form of affection & the most sweetest form of torture.
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The moment we met I knew u were the one for me. I luve u with all my heart.
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I wonder what it feels like to be with the one u luv and know He/She luvs u back.
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Love iz D magician that pulls man out of hiz own hat
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no one afraid to say i luv u they are afraid of the response
Bechara Ladkaaaaaaaaaaaa
There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles aroundyour penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes hisgirlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. Whilesitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down andunzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.
Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend,"That was impressive! Can you do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if Ican fit another dinner roll up my ass!"
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles aroundyour penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes hisgirlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. Whilesitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down andunzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.
Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend,"That was impressive! Can you do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if Ican fit another dinner roll up my ass!"
Name in English
man goes for a job interview.
Interviewer : "Can you please write your name for me in English,
here on this paper"
The man writes his name and passes the piece of paper back to the
interviewer.
Interviewer : "Are you sure this is your name?"
Man : "Of course I am sure that this is my name"
Interviewer " So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS?"
Man : "Well sir, you told me to write my name in English, but in
Punjabi my name is SUNDAR LAL CHADHA."
Interviewer : "Can you please write your name for me in English,
here on this paper"
The man writes his name and passes the piece of paper back to the
interviewer.
Interviewer : "Are you sure this is your name?"
Man : "Of course I am sure that this is my name"
Interviewer " So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS?"
Man : "Well sir, you told me to write my name in English, but in
Punjabi my name is SUNDAR LAL CHADHA."
Joke of the DAY!!!
College Wali MASALEDAR....
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Office Wali FIKKI.....
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Ghar Wali Me TASTE NAHI AATA......
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Hotel Wali To MAST Hoti Hai.....
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Sudhar Jao KAMINO!!!
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Mai Chaye (TEA) Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu......
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Office Wali FIKKI.....
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Ghar Wali Me TASTE NAHI AATA......
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Hotel Wali To MAST Hoti Hai.....
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Sudhar Jao KAMINO!!!
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Mai Chaye (TEA) Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu......
Boobbbbbbbbbbbbbbssssssssss
Sante Ne Bante Se Pucha: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Life Mein Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?”
Banta: “Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga”
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Santa: “To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai?“
Banta: “Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga”
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Santa: “To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai?“
The Future to Escape The Present
“You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth :
thinking how you'll escape one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it.
You just use the future to escape the present”
( John Green, Looking for Alaska )
( John Green, Looking for Alaska )
When I Get Older, I’d still Always Remember You
I’m trying hard to turn back the time,
finding it hard to move and leaving it all behind..
It’s never clear for me!
the reason why you were gone..
Deep in my heart,
I still can feel the love you bring to my life,
It’s the very first time for me,
but I know you’re the only one understand me very well,
You’re the one listen to me,
You’re the one makes me smile for the whole day,
I’m experience less, act like the innocent man,
you know me, I’m not man who know how to treat girl,
then I just let it flow, without trying to give you an attention
every moment just becomes another moment,
spread everywhere, erase by the time
The summer has gone,
the last leaves has fallen..
You said this was your last chance to see me!
I didn’t understand why,
but feel so shock and sad!!
I’m not ready to spend my time without you,
I’m not ready…
I know.. I’m not…
You have to leave this town..
I’m so sad,
something in my heart said,
I don’t want to lost you
really, I swear..
I don’t want to lost you…!
I can’t hide it..
I’m way too late!
I regret make you wait me all over again,
waiting for my response, but then just the empty seat!
I promise will case over you,
I said to you I promise,
“please wait, soon you will see me…”
I hold this promise!
never forget you every single of seconds,
but other way never said how much you meant to be for me
even forget to say how much I loved you
Five years after… I jump over seas for you,
walk thousand miles and through this empty way street,
become stranger, against the world outside,
I have nothing but keep this promise alive,
It isn’t as easy as I was thought before,
the circumstance never conspiring for my behalf,
I had found you in a small home,
but nothing is the same,
you were so cold to me!
You even don’t remember me, but I can recognize you even in a glance
You said, “you got a wrong person”
I try to explain you and remind you our memories,
the unforgettable moment we shared on the winter and spring
the laugh we threw each other when playing in the sand
You keep saying, “hey, you got a wrong person”
I know it’ve been very long time!
then I show you our picture together when we hug each other in the train,
You smile, but cry..
Your tears flew between your check,
You stare at me, “I’m a married woman”
then you sat down, feel so settled..
Oh, no, once again!
I’m late!
I’m too late!!
What a suck!
I stare back at you,
gave you my smile for the last time before said goodbye,
It was a kiss goodbye, taste much bitter and hurt,
I try to smile agaim, but I can’t!
I have no one to adore,
I never talk to any other girl,
I’m still the same guy, know less about love,
You’re still the one,
the only one I have in my life,
the only one fulfill my imagination,
the only one to talk, even just the fantasy..
How long it was, I can’t remember,
everything remind the same,
in my mind, you were still here,
and today I still hold my promise,
hold this vow forever..
Our memories were too beautiful
I can’t lie the age anyway..!!
I can’t manipulate the time…
I can’t stop it!
but it were still too beautiful when time goes by,
and even when I get older,
I will always remember you,
the one who teach me how to love and laugh
even get older, I still always remember you
I will always love you to death
always….
* Princess Kaurvaki
Every Man Has His Own Destiny
"Every Man has his own destiny.
The only imperative is to follow it, to accept it…
No matter where it leads him”
( Henry Miller )
Love is Loveable
“Love is blind, deaf, numb and mute, but everyone wanted to have it!
Love doesn’t have eyes to see, but it could find a partner of heart.
Love doesn’t have ears to hear, but I knows when others near.
Love doesn’t have skin to be touched, but it could feel others pain
Lvoe doesn’t have mouth to say, but it knows the thought of others,
So, love is truly blind, deaf, numb and mute,
but it’s loveable”
( JW )
Naari Shakti
Que: Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai ???
Ans.: Naari Ka Matlab Hai "Shakti".
Que.: To Phir.... Purash Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai ???
Ans.: Very Simple.....
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Purash Ka Matlab Hota Hai...........
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Quotes of The Month ( Quotes about The Past )
Hello, folks, May was so busy month for me. Beside put my focus on my examination, I almost lost time to update my blog. Everything seems to be mess. Pffiuhhh…. But now June is coming. June is relax moment for me and I have extra time to turn my head to my blog again. And this month is fully dedicated for the readers to read more quality content from Princess Kaurvaki.
Recently, after the examination I just thought that time moves very fast. Who guess that I just passed my first semester in Open University?? Who guess that in the end of this year I’ll be the young mother? Hmmm…. Remembering what’s been left in past I plan to give you a gift for the beginning of this June, Quotes of The Month – Quotes about The Past. Check this out, readers!!
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“All that is left to bring you pain, are the memories. If you face those, you’ll be free.
You can’t spend the rest of your life hiding from yourself; always afraid that your memories will incapacitate you, and they will if you continue to bury them.”
( J.D. Stroube, Caged in Darkness )
( J.D. Stroube, Caged in Darkness )
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“Our past may explain why we're suffering but we must not use it as an excuse to stay in bondage.”
( Joyce Meyer, Battlefield of the Mind: Winning the Battle in Your Mind )
( Joyce Meyer, Battlefield of the Mind: Winning the Battle in Your Mind )
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“Yet I have come to believe that while the past is unchangeable, our perceptions of is are malleable...”
( Nicholas Sparks, The Wedding )
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“Because that is what happens when you try to run from the past.
It doesn't just catch up: it overtakes, blotting out the future, the landscape, the very sky,
until there is no path left except that which leads through it.”
( Sarah Dessen, Just Listen )
( Sarah Dessen, Just Listen )
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“Things without all remedy should be without regard:
what's done is done.”
( William Shakespeare, Macbeth )
( William Shakespeare, Macbeth )
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“Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery,
today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.”
( Bil Keane )
( Bil Keane )
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“It's being here now that's important.
There's no past and there's no future, Time is a very misleading thing.
All there is ever, is the now.
We can gain experience from the past, but we can't relive it;
and we can hope for the future, but we don't know if there is one.”
( George Harrison )
( George Harrison )
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“People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their life has turned into getting over this one event.
Now their lives are more about the past than their future.”
( Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters )
( Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters )
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“Sooner or later we've all got to let go of our past.”
( Dan Brown, Deception Point )
( Dan Brown, Deception Point )
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“If only >> Those must be the two saddest words in the world.”
( Mercedes Lackey )
( Mercedes Lackey )
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“You go on equal to set one foot in front of the other,
and if a thin voice cries out, somewhere behind you, you pretend not to hear, and keep going.”
( Geraldine Brooks, March )
( Geraldine Brooks, March )
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“I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are painful.
I don't understand people who hide from their past.
Everything you live through helps to make you the person you are now.”
( Sophia Loren )
( Sophia Loren )
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“I don't think much about guys from the past.
I'm glad I knew them, but there's a reason they didn't make it into my future.”
( Lorraine Zago Rosenthal )
( Lorraine Zago Rosenthal )
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“Man…who lives in three places – in the past, in the present, and in the future – can be unhappy if one of these three is worthless.
Religion has even added a fourth – eternity.”
― Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
― Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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