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.....aur Sardar Ji Fas Gaye

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Sardar aur uski wife chalti car me hi chudaai ke mud me aa gaye.. Apne apne kapde utaare aur chalti gaadi me sex shuru kar dia..
Achanak car ka accident ho gaya.. Sardar buri tarah se crushed gaadi me fas gya, uski wife bahar nikal gayi,
sardar bola- preeto, ja bhag kar kahi se help ke liye kisi ko bula kar laa.
Prito- aise hi nangi kaise jau?
Sardar (sochne ke baad) - Ek kaam kar, meri pagdi Choot pe laga le, aur jute gaand pe laga le.
Prito ne aisa hi kiya aur waha se chali gayi, ek mechanic shop tak pahuchi aur ek admi ko boli…
Prito- Bhai saab plz meri help karo, Sardar ji bahut buri tarah se fase huye hain, unhe nikalne me meri help kijiye..wo buri tarah fase hain…
Worker prito ke aage lagi pagdi and piche jute dekh kar bola -
Worker- Madam wo to dikh hi raha hai kitni buri tarah fase hue hain, nikaalne me help to kar dunga, par pehle ye to batao ye pura andar ghuse kaise ???....

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Bechara Ladkaaaaaaaaaaaa

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There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles aroundyour penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes hisgirlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. Whilesitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down andunzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.
Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend,"That was impressive! Can you do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if Ican fit another dinner roll up my ass!"

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Name in English

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man goes for a job interview.

Interviewer : "Can you please write your name for me in English,

here on this paper"

The man writes his name and passes the piece of paper back to the

interviewer.

Interviewer : "Are you sure this is your name?"


Man : "Of course I am sure that this is my name"

Interviewer " So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS?"

Man : "Well sir, you told me to write my name in English, but in

Punjabi my name is SUNDAR LAL CHADHA."

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Joke of the DAY!!!

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College Wali MASALEDAR....
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Office Wali FIKKI.....
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Ghar Wali Me TASTE NAHI AATA......
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Hotel Wali To MAST Hoti Hai.....
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Sudhar Jao KAMINO!!!
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Mai Chaye (TEA) Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu......

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Boobbbbbbbbbbbbbbssssssssss

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Sante Ne Bante Se Pucha: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Life Mein Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?”
Banta: “Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga”
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Santa: “To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai?“

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Naari Shakti

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Que: Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai ???

Ans.: Naari Ka Matlab Hai "Shakti".

Que.: To Phir.... Purash Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai ???

 Ans.: Very Simple.....
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Purash Ka Matlab Hota Hai...........
 
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. "Sehan Shakti"

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Lady & Baba Ji

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Lady to Baba Ji - Maharaj Mere Santan Nahi Ho Rahi!!

Baba Ji -  Panty Koun Se Colour Ki Pehnti Ho?

Lady - Red Colour Ki.

Baba Ji - Panty GREEN Colour ki Pehna Karo, Signal "ON" Rahega Tabhi Santan Hogi.

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Dirty Joke of the Day - 2

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Ek aadmi govt job ke liye interview dene gaya. Interviewer -
Aapki koi majburi to nahi?
Aadmi:- ji sir, asal me pehle main fauj me tha, jung ke dauraan
meri taango ke darmiyaan ek bomb phata aur mere TATTE ud gaye.!
Interviewer:- Ye to koi problem nahi...Monday se aap join kare.
Hum sab 9 baje aate hai, aap 11 baje aana.
Aadmi:-aisa kyun?
Interviewer:- Hum sab 11 baje tak kuch nahi karte,
bas TATTE khujlate rehte hai

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