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.....aur Sardar Ji Fas Gaye

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Sardar aur uski wife chalti car me hi chudaai ke mud me aa gaye.. Apne apne kapde utaare aur chalti gaadi me sex shuru kar dia..
Achanak car ka accident ho gaya.. Sardar buri tarah se crushed gaadi me fas gya, uski wife bahar nikal gayi,
sardar bola- preeto, ja bhag kar kahi se help ke liye kisi ko bula kar laa.
Prito- aise hi nangi kaise jau?
Sardar (sochne ke baad) - Ek kaam kar, meri pagdi Choot pe laga le, aur jute gaand pe laga le.
Prito ne aisa hi kiya aur waha se chali gayi, ek mechanic shop tak pahuchi aur ek admi ko boli…
Prito- Bhai saab plz meri help karo, Sardar ji bahut buri tarah se fase huye hain, unhe nikalne me meri help kijiye..wo buri tarah fase hain…
Worker prito ke aage lagi pagdi and piche jute dekh kar bola -
Worker- Madam wo to dikh hi raha hai kitni buri tarah fase hue hain, nikaalne me help to kar dunga, par pehle ye to batao ye pura andar ghuse kaise ???....

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Non Veg Joke of the Day........

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A lady made an advertisment in newspaper,-

"I want a man to be my partner..
Conditions 3..
1. He will not beat me,
2. He will not run away.
3 and most important.- He will have to satistfy me in beds,whenever i want.
10 inch will be good enough"


After some hour her door bell rang.
She opened door and saw a man on wheelchair who doesnt even have hands and forearms..

Lady- who are u?
Man- I was in army and lost my hands and one leg in battle..
Anyways i am here regarding your advertisement..
Lady- How can you fit in my conditions?
Man- Look i dont have hands and forearms, so i can't beat you...
I am not on my legs, so i can't run away..
Lady- Ok, but what about the 3rd condition? How wil u satistfy me? Do u have 10 inch big?
Man- What the hell with women's mind, can't you women use ur brain.
What the fuck you think, "That HOW THAT DOOR BELL RANG.."

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Name in English

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man goes for a job interview.

Interviewer : "Can you please write your name for me in English,

here on this paper"

The man writes his name and passes the piece of paper back to the

interviewer.

Interviewer : "Are you sure this is your name?"


Man : "Of course I am sure that this is my name"

Interviewer " So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS?"

Man : "Well sir, you told me to write my name in English, but in

Punjabi my name is SUNDAR LAL CHADHA."

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Naari Shakti

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Que: Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai ???

Ans.: Naari Ka Matlab Hai "Shakti".

Que.: To Phir.... Purash Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai ???

 Ans.: Very Simple.....
.
.
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Purash Ka Matlab Hota Hai...........
 
.
.
. "Sehan Shakti"

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Sexy throughts

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Sex is like restaurant :
Some time u get good service,

Some time u get bad service,

some time u get no service,

&

Many times u have to be happy with self service.

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Punjabi Song - Bade Chete aunde ne....

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Aalo!
Girl's song after marraige - Lulle Anmulle!!
Bade chete aunde ne yaaran de lulle,
Jado c fulle,
Fuddi vich varde,
dhuni tak charde,
kai var marai,
vich umar jwani,

oh dunia vakhri c,
Kinea ne vajaiya,
Na hon padhaia roj thukaiya,
Saari raat ghar ni,
Kise da dar ni,
Gasti vargi udo jindgani...
Bade chete aunde ne yaran de lulle...

O college mundea da,
vje sade 11,
Ni jna yara,
Ni kapde kholle,
Ni khade lolle,
Paake vich fuddi de,
Ni chikaan chadiya.

Munde bade shokeen hunde,
kapde laake,
Mumme dabonde,
Maje dwaonde,
Bde chete aunde ne yaaran de lulle...

'Ali' lambe lulle wala,
Na condom ponda,
Na tel lagonda,
Agge di paake,
Picho di kad da......

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