RSS
Showing posts with label Sex Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex Jokes. Show all posts

Gand Me Ungli????

Posted by Jublang | Labels: , , , , , , , ,

Jab Santa Fauj Mein Tha To Uso Sharat Laganey Ki Bahut Buri Aadat Thi Aur Sabhi Us Se Preshan Rehte The.

Ek Din Santa Major Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola -

Santa : "Sir, Yeh Meri Aakhiri Sharat Hai, Aur Woh Main Aapke Sath Lagana Chahta Hun."

Major Khishi- Khushi Raji Ho Gaya, aur Bola- 

Major : "Bolo, Kya Sharat Hai?"

Santa : "Apko Bwaseer Hai".

Major : Main Sharat Lagata Hun Ke Nahi Hai".

Santa : "Main Ungli Daal Kar Check Karuga".

Major Khushi-Khushi Maan Gaya Aur Dono Me 5,000/- Rs. Ki Sharat Lag Gayi.

Santa Ne Major Ki "GAAND ME UNGLI" Daal Di.

Tabhi Bahar Se Jor Jor Se Rone Ki Aawaz Aane Lagi.

Major Pant Pehan Kar Bahar Gaya Aur Poocha-

Major : "Kya Hua?"

Staff : "Sir, Isne Humse 50,000/- Rs. Ki Sharat Lagai Thi Ki Major Ki Gaand Me Ungli Daal Ke Dikhaunga!"

  • Digg
  • Del.icio.us
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • RSS
Read User's Comments(0)
Posted by Jublang

Joke of the DAY!!!

Posted by Jublang | Labels: , , , , , , , , ,

College Wali MASALEDAR....
.
.
.
.
Office Wali FIKKI.....
.
.
.
.
Ghar Wali Me TASTE NAHI AATA......
.
.
.
.
.
Hotel Wali To MAST Hoti Hai.....
.
.
.
.
.
Sudhar Jao KAMINO!!!
.
.
.
.
Mai Chaye (TEA) Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu......

  • Digg
  • Del.icio.us
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • RSS
Read User's Comments(0)
Posted by Jublang

Naari Shakti

Posted by Jublang | Labels: , , , , , , , , , ,

Que: Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai ???

Ans.: Naari Ka Matlab Hai "Shakti".

Que.: To Phir.... Purash Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai ???

 Ans.: Very Simple.....
.
.
.
Purash Ka Matlab Hota Hai...........
 
.
.
. "Sehan Shakti"

  • Digg
  • Del.icio.us
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • RSS
Read User's Comments(0)
Posted by Jublang

Dirty Joke of the Day - 1

Posted by Jublang | Labels: , , , , , , ,


Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai, 
Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai. 
.
.
.
.
.
.

Sir, Aapki Pant Mein Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche?

  • Digg
  • Del.icio.us
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • RSS
Read User's Comments(0)
Posted by Jublang

Girl is So Clever...........

Posted by Jublang | Labels: , , ,

Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayi ho.

Girl :- Wo kyun ?

Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.

Girl :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.


  • Digg
  • Del.icio.us
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • RSS
Read User's Comments(0)
Posted by Jublang
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...